:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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