But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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