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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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  I don't know what to judge you more for.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.

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• (408): View more from California

  dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"

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  He was THIS close.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs

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• (510): View more from California

  the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros

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