i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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