Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.