So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes