so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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