ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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