No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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