No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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