So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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