I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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