He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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