Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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