Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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