nut hugger
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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