I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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