When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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