Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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