I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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