problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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