evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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