I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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