Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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