Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Welp...herpes.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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