How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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