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(313): View more from Michigan

hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work

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(313) hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work http://tfl.nu/bjlm

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Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw

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I love Texas.

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(832): Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw (281): I love Texas. http://tfl.nu/eppv

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(917): View more from New York City

I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.

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(917): I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/srjh

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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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(815): man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed http://tfl.nu/08b9

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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.

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(810): I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future. http://tfl.nu/04uk

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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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(203): He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette. http://tfl.nu/g97t

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(207): View more from Maine

So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.

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(207): So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town. http://tfl.nu/b29o

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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.

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(507): All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different. http://tfl.nu/qt7m

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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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(513): As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN http://tfl.nu/wx6s

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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.

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(815): My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again. http://tfl.nu/vh8b

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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.

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(610): Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka. http://tfl.nu/ea3z

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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant

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(407): It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant http://tfl.nu/td2c

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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair

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(517): It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair http://tfl.nu/cxxw

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.

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At least that would be something.

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(606): I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting. (1-606): At least that would be something. http://tfl.nu/23qn

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(618): View more from Illinois

One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(618): One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat. (1-618): Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research! http://tfl.nu/3g8w

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