Sponge bath it is.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness