Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.