Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.