i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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