I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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