your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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