I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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