Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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