Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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