Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she told me i tasted like america
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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