There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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