I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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