What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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