You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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