tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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