he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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