If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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