I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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