I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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