Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize