You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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