Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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