Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
