i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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