Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Even my vagina gasped.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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