im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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