Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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