i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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