Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we're so committed to being not committed
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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