Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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