ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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