A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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