i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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