He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
