That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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