I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
People in love make me want to vomit
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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